Self Help Book Titles That You Don't Need

1. He's Just Not That Into You: He's Into Your Hotter, Less Whiny Friend
2. Suck It Up: No One in the Sudan Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
3. Six Weeks and $80,000 in Elective Surgery to a Better You
4. The Tapeworm Diet
5. Who Moved My Bowels?
6. A Box Facing Southeast: Feng Shui for the Homeless
7. Tokyo on $750 a Day
8. Seducing Women With a Little Guile, a Positive Attitude, and $1,000,000 in Cash
9. Really, Must You? Sex After 70
10. The Three Numbers That Just Might Help You Win Powerball
11. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Opposite Sex but Were Tasered for Asking Previously
12. Children's Unopened and Unanswered Letters to God
13. tracy u need to get YOUR OWN MAN cuz you a skank!: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls for Women
14. "I'll Give You Something to Cry About": Insights and Inspiration From Alcoholic Dads

and finially . . . . .

15. So, You're Attracted to Grandma